When you tell one lie it leads to another
                                        Paul Hatch
  When you tell one lie, it leads to another                         So you lie without even trying 
   So you tell two lies t cover each other                                And each lie you tell will keep 
  Then you tell three lies and, Oh brother,                                          multiplying 
 You're in trouble up to your ears!                                       'Till the whole wide world will know 
    So you tell four lies to try to protect you                                          you're lying
Then you tell five lies so folks wont suspect                                 Then you'll be 
                         you                                                                           Suspected
Then you tell six lies and you'll collect                                          Detected 
A lie filled with worries and fears                                                   Rejected 
'Cause you can't remember how many lies                                      Neglected
                   you've told                                                                     Disliked
And half the things you say aren't true                                       And you should!
And sometimes you'll slip up, you'll trip up                   When you lie, you're closing the door
                    and then                                                               On everything good 
Whatever will become of you?